Baby Beluga

Veterinarians at the Point Defiance animal jail, are trying to figure out why a beluga whale has stopped eating.  Raise your hand if you’re thinking what I’m thinking.

The general curator of the zoo actually said this, “These animals are so unique and special, so that’s why we’re pulling out all the stops for him.”  Cause like, whales dig living in tanks and we need the revenue.  Obviously, the whale just wants to go home.  Home used to be Chicago, not the Arctic.  Make of that, what you will.

Once the whale dies, I say send the remaining whale somewhere whale friendly.  Like Cleveland.