Infiltrating Chuck

Chuck Norris is begging to be infiltrated. The once semi-decent punching bag for Bruce Lee, is throwing around words and attempting to place them together to form sentences.

According to old man Chuck, Texas is ready to secede and Chuck himself, is more than ready to serve as el Presidente of Texas. Chuck goes even further to say things like “cell groups,” “solidarity,” and “enemy of the state.”

Chuck is going to throw a party at his ranch for himself, law enforcement and several slow…talking…mouth breathers. Why? Because they’re easily entertained and there will be free beer. I guess they will also be discussing their hatred for our country, Obama, people of color and how liberal thinking Americans, should be ground up and fed to Ted Nugent.

Color me…”surprised.”

A Vigilant Lens hint for you grandpa Norris. You have been infiltrated. Some of your best friends and drunk Texas Ranger buddies, are not who they say they are. In fact, I’m willing to bet you 22 Viagra pills, that some your most intimate moments, are being monitored by my friends on the “Right Coast.”

Sleep well pretend patriot.