Help Wanted
March 5, 2009

Are you a Republican? Do you like hanging out with dead people? Have I got an opportunity for you! Yakima County needs a new coroner and no liberal minded people cutters, need apply.
Good with a scalpel and saw? Angry about Obama? Livid that Rossi lost to a woman? Twice. Do brown people make you uncomfortable, even though you eat more than your share of #11’s at Carne de Muerte?
Get off of your couch gordo and apply quickly, because the position “expires” at the end of this month.

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