Baby Orca

This past month, a third baby orca was spotted amongst the Puget Sound pods. Good news for the struggling orcas.

A whale reached for comment had this to say, “have you tried swimming in this shit hole you humans have created?” The angry killer whale continued, ” listen, you idiots with really green lawns, Port Townsend Paper, Crown Zellerbach, your Navy, Weyerhaeuser, the Duwamish…that shit burns, fuck you all and stop following us.”