Attention Homeland Security

Here’s another helpful hint from yours truly…

Instead of having your Border Patrol agents board buses or spy on churches, schools and parks for Mexicans evil doers, why not have them just watch YouTube? I mean really, you have not and will not, catch any terrorists in Forks, Washington.

So check it out Homeland. In the interest of national security, I’ve gone and “found” another insane human, who just threatened President Obama. Perhaps you could send in a few highly trained agents, to interrogate this threat? He appeared dangerously agitated and was unable to hide his hatred for America and our President. He seems to be a bigger threat than Mexicans on buses, wouldn’t you agree Janet?

Of course you do.