Why? How?

Who decided that Ashton Kutcher was deserving of fame, fortune and freedom from reality? Whoever you are, perhaps you should sit and watch a half-hour’s worth of Ashton’s work. I’d wish that on no one…except you, Ashton Kutcher pusher.

I was present at a function honoring Tom Skerritt recently. Tom is just an actor. Unlike Ashton, Tom is alert, humble and has an awareness of the world and it’s current events. When you are in the presence of people like Tom Skerritt, Sherman Alexie or even a Border Patrol agent, you want to ask them questions…you want to engage them. Not so much with Ashton.

Ashton? Even though you’ve repented, tell you what. Give all your money to charity, join the Marine Corps, shut the fuck up.

And…scene.