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Oops, They’re Angry at Britney Again

January 23, 2009

The Parents Television Council has issued an emergency alert for stupid parents. They want radio stations to stop playing Britney’s “If  U Seek Amy” song, as they fear it’s just not decent. Because if you have nothing but time on your hands and you say “if u seek Amy” fast enough…it sounds like…are you sitting down…Fuck me.

There you go. That was it. Fuck me. Fuck….me. Fuck, fuck, fuck me. Or, if you seek Amy. F-U-C-K me. Get it? Heavy, heavy sigh…

I’ll try to be gentle on you retards at the Parents Television Council. (my apologies to you real retards out there) First, change your name, it’s stupid. Second, if your children are allowed to watch so much TeeVee that they might witness, or hear something from Britney on the radio…you’ve already failed. Third, she has yet to make a video for the song. Fourth, if you believe anything that this group says or possibly belong to this group… fuck you and move to Alaska.

Now for some real indecent news. Look what happens when you shell a UN school, designated as a shelter, in Gaza. Palestinian school children just don’t hold up well against white phosphorous and other munitions. Wonder if those kids would hold up better against a Britney Spears song? Go here for a slide show.

Get in touch with The Parents Television Council and tell them…
If  U seek Amy.

5 Comments
  1. disgusted's avatar
    disgusted permalink
    January 23, 2009 17:14

    Change, can we talk about it?

    Can we change our focus on the trivial?
    Can we change our focus to what is real? to what is actually worth talking about?
    Can we change and pull our collective heads our of our asses and spend the energy, resources, attention, intelligence on what is really wrong with our world at large (insert ALMOST anything else here…. energy crisis, financial crisis, moral crisis, Gaza crisis, Iraq crisis, Afghanistan crisis, hunger crisis, education crisis, middle east crisis, housing crisis, poverty crisis, drug crisis, medical insurance crisis on and on and on)? Can we change our gears and get real so that we can set about to actually make a difference on something, anything that is REAL? Sorry to break it to you. Britney, not real.

    Wake up members of The Parent’s Television Council. Change the channel, turn off the tv – look at OUR world, SURELY you can find more compelling things to focus on.

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  2. The Vigilant Lens's avatar
    lens1 permalink*
    January 23, 2009 17:52

    Thanks disgusted…

    I hear you. I wish I could say I was optimistic about The Parents Television Council and humans like them, being able to focus on much of anything…that’s real.

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  3. Ginger's avatar
    January 24, 2009 13:28

    Bah.

    Where are they when crap like Homeland Security TV gets produced, eh?

    http://www.hstvchannel.com/

    Or Homeland Security USA, for the two homes left in the US who don’t subscribe to cable

    http://abc.go.com/primetime/homelandsecurity/index?pn=index

    (and, because a fearful public is a pliable public – http://www.dhs.gov/xnews/releases/pr_1232126867101.shtm)

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  4. Unknown's avatar
    JJ RAD permalink
    January 30, 2009 00:02

    I’m pretty sure Brittney was the one who said there were weapons of mass destruction. Or something like that. It was a long time ago, back before we won the war. Mission accomplished!!

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  5. The Vigilant Lens's avatar
    lens1 permalink*
    January 30, 2009 00:23

    And we believed her!

    Oops.

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