Note to Self, Pay Storage Unit Bill
Take it from Ronald Struve of Spokane. When stockpiling weapons of mass destruction for use against your government, always, ALWAYS, pay your storage unit bill. Remember guys, the devil is in the details. You must pay attention to the details. Call me crazy, but I thought that shit like, you know, keeping your weapons storage unit bill in good standing was, important?
Anyway, so Ronald had himself a nice little cache of Charlton Heston approved weapons. Fun stuff like C-4 explosives, machine guns, ammo, grenades, rockets, gun powder, fuses, mortar charges and every case of pork patty MRE’s from the 1980’s, known to still exist. This stash of weapons and pork, was found in Bellevue and Spokane. The ATF is not ready to talk, but word has it…Ronald was angry and had some “literature.”
The real story here, is what the hell happened to the Border Patrol and our glorious Homeland Security?
Correct me if I’m wrong Agent Bermudez, but are not Bellevue and Spokane located within the magical 100 mile Terrorist and Weapons Interdiction Territory? (better known as TWIT, to our local law enforcement agencies) So what’s up Blaine Sector? Has your hunting of Mexicans via bus boarding, ferry watching, parking lot/school/church/store surveillance, coupled with those frequent trips to state parks and the constant bathroom breaks, taken you away from finding real terrorists like, oh I don’t know… the gavacho Ronald Struve?
I think we all know that answer, as does new Homeland Security Secretary, Janet Napolitano. Good luck with that review Janet, you’re department is a fucking mess.
The good news is that most of our home grown terrorist types, usually forget to pay their storage unit bills. The bad news? Homeland Security is still on the job.
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The Vigilant Lens 
Way to go. I like what you have to say……… 🙂
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Everyone in the Selkirks is checkin’ their stash…
Maybe instead of closing Gitmo, we just make it a domestic flight…
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Yes, kind of a reverse extraordinary rendition.
Watch out Pomeroy…that means you!
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What is it with the whole inland empire (east washington/idaho panhandle/west montana) and Christian, anti-government apocalypticism? This is such a redundant story, I really don’t understand why someone hasn’t done a sociological study on why it is so recurrent and unique to the area. It fits every righty cliche, but doesn’t it seem like there’s something else at work? This kind of rural loneliness that finds its referent in racism, guns, and anti-government rhetoric? I wonder what the folks just over the border say, and if they have these problems.
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It’s the water.
That wasn’t just a cool old gimmick for Oly beer…
I don’t know Jesse. But I’m thinking mercury laden water and a generation or two, of TV watching humans…adds to the “phenomenon.” Throw in some Sarah Palin end of times teachings, and you’ve got a big ol mess of stupid.
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