Secular Air
January 2, 2009
Citizen Realignment Passenger
Secular Air, a start up airlines funded by Homeland Security and run by me. Secular Air…got Jesus, Joseph Smith Jr. or L. Ron Hubbard? Then get the fuck off my plane!
Passengers will be subject to intense screening for any hidden religion or related paraphernalia. Cavity searches and citizen realignment camps are guaranteed.
Secular Air…because we care! As long as you don’t believe.
Go here for more details and watch for the next joint Homeland/Vigilant Lens project, Pale Free Air…”Where Whitey, Just Don’t Dare.”
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The Vigilant Lens 
I don;t know why this web site bans certain people even when the rules are followed.
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Have you not been paying attention for the last 28 years or so?
We make the rules up as we go…
We decide what information you need or do not need.
As you were.
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