Liquor is Quicker and it Fixes Stuff Too!
December 29, 2008
Your purchase of yet another shitty bottle of tequila, adds dollars to the State General Fund, cities and counties, the Basic Health Program and more. Last year, your purchases of shitty tequila, added more than $322 million dollars to government programs. Celebrar una fiesta!
According to The News Tribune, humans may be losing their homes, jobs, savings and hair, yet they continue to party on. Check it out, here.
There was no mention of adverse health effects, mixed messages, drunks driving over other humans, or why marijuana, prostitution and Celine Dion are not legalized, taxed and their use encouraged in newspaper articles.
Am I a downer or what?
Watch my drunk Swedish friends below. It should help.
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The Vigilant Lens 
Well I can’t tell you my source, but the good news is the Liquor Control Board plans to open 10 new liquor stores by 7/09. Yes! While all the other state agencies tank, the LCB is making alcohol easier to find. The cash cow is still grazing baby! Oh yeah, I guess there is that down side with alcohol. One more drink and it just won’t matter. Cheers!
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But what of Celine and prostitution?!!
I suppose if I were not a drinker…this post would be even better.
Would it not be nice to build schools and bridges by screwing, smoking pot and freeing Celine Dion from her FEMA Camp prison?
Now if we could only close a few state parks…
Thanks JJ
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