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Your TV is Going to Die

December 22, 2008

If you are one of the over 30 million Americans who still use a tin foil covered coat hanger or antenna to suck in NASCAR and The View to your TV, your mind will soon be free to think on it’s own, as of February 18th.

This will be, “the day antenna’s stopped working.” I’m confident this will also be the name of the Tom Cruise or Will Ferrell movie, depicting the end of antenna times.

If we’re lucky, 10 to 12 million Americans will never figure out why their TV’s stopped working. That would be a good thing. Yes, they’ll blame Obama or Mexicans, but really, who cares?

The down side to this would be that none of the affected, will get to see Karl Rove on trial.

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