I Want My MTV
Back…
Ratings are king and MTV’s ratings are dropping faster than Sarah Palins pretend friends. Variety says MTV will attempt to stop the bleeding by introducing 16 new reality shows. Not four, not seven, sixteen.
Brian Graden, MTV’s president of entertainment said this, “Our new shows will feature themes of affirmation and accomplishment.” I say, who hired this hillbilly? You people act like this is hemorrhoid surgery. Really Brian, once you get past the shock of what you’re looking at, it’s still just an asshole with pimples.
Here’s what you do Brian. Take Ashton Kutcher, Paris Hilton and the cast of The Hill and you embed them as media in Iraq, Afghanistan and Detroit. You’ll get reality and you’ll certainly get your affirmation and accomplishment themes.
Or…just play some God damn videos.
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The Vigilant Lens 
Why is Martha Quinn dressed as my fucking grandmother?
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Because your grandmother is a trendsetting icon?
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Music would be nice, endless loop of Clyde Drexler highlights would be even better!
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I could watch the endless Clyde loop.
And dare I say…Riki Rachtman and Headbangers Ball?
No. It would be better that I not go there.
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