The Ken Starr Sexual Healing Tour 2008

Just when you thought it was safe to think about oral sex and blue dresses again, Kenneth Starr “comes” out of his repressed sexual closet to give us a new racy manifesto on gay sex. Look for Ken to fill this new manifesto on gay marriage with explicit descriptions and photos, thousands of them. Because Ken Starr and The Mormon Church are as fucked up as you think they are. You can read more about Ken, The Mormon Church and their desires, here and here.

What the hell’s next? Professor John Yoo offering legal advise to prisoners at Guantanamo?

Get some help Ken.