Breaking News! Brain Controls Stuff!
December 15, 2008
From the department of no shit, scientists have discovered that the brain controls the appetite. I hope all of you were sitting down for that…
Scientists spent actual money to determine that your genes do not control the motion one uses to place food in ones mouth. For more news of this strange phenomenon of the brain controlling stuff, go here.
This does not bode well for anyone in the Bush Administration who had planned on using the “gene defense” in their upcoming trials. Palin/McCain voters, American Idol watchers and Cabela’s petting zoo shoppers? Sorry…it’s your brain.
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The Vigilant Lens 
lol, nice article… I think this also feeds (excuse the pun there) into the theory that if you stop shoving food down your cack hole, you wont get fat!
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I can’t believe you went “there” with this serious article on brains.
There’s someone reading this right now at McDonald’s who just can’t help themselves.
Why a McDonald’s would have a wifi connection is beyond me…
Thanks kennedy121
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In New Scientist recently, I read of the results of another government study recently released. The study found that people gambled because of a desire to win. Uh, YEAH…how much did that cost again? Another well-funded study from a decade or so ago found that people who owned boats liked to fish. I keep wondering how to latch on in lamprey fashion to those who fund such endeavors!
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