Four Bucks is Stupid…
December 10, 2008
Scott Eklund/Seattle Post-Intelligencer
But so is eating one of these.
Yes McDonald’s is attempting to steal some coffee business from Starbucks. I think most of you will agree…that’s just stupid.
You’re welcome Howard. You can send my residual check
to the Vigilant Lens.
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Awww, man! I just ate dinner! I’m totally gonna barf now.
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Maybe a four dollar beverage would cleanse the pallet?
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After eating that shit, only drain cleaner could cleanse the pallet.
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Is that anything like Cougar Gold cheese?
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I don’t know, but anyone who eats canned cheese is a moron.
Zags are up by 30, by the way.
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It stays fresh for decades, kind of like the Zags and Jean-Claude Van Damme!
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Calling a decade of Starbuck’s customers “dumb” is a great way to win any fence-sitters in the espresso market.
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I tend to think of McDonald’s and Starbucks customers as interchangeable…
But I can barely contain my excitement, as I wait for the new Morgan Spurlock movie about drinking McDonald’s coffee!
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While the customers may be interchangeable, the coffee never was. Now, I’m no huge fan of $tarbuck$ but McD’s coffee was always good enough to clean the battery terminals in our old band bus….
Hey, I wonder if the new formulation might even taste as good as the stuff that comes out of the machine on the ferry?
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Yes the ferry machine!
Not only an exercise in taste terrorism…but you never
know if the boat will make it to shore either!
I’m such a downer….
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