Stunning Dicks News

President Obama had stunning news today on Meet the Press where he said: “You know, the days of just pork coming out of Congress as a strategy, those days are over.”

Evidently, after hearing this news, Rep. Norm Dicks was overcome with a sudden urge to faint and was forced to cancel his 123rd viewing of Charlie Wilson’s War.

Norm will be undergoing therapy for Pork withdrawal syndrome, at a treatment center somewhere really warm and far too expensive.
In the long run, this will be good for Rep. Dicks, you and I, but not so good for Boeing, Mobilisa or the Border Patrol. Because Norm is going
to have to find someone to fuck with now….

And word has it, that means you Border Patrol.