Homeland Confusion

Times are tough…and getting tougher. 533,000 jobs were lost last month alone. Say that out-loud…then thank your Congressperson or local CEO. When your confused drunk uncle tries to blame Clinton, smack him in the head.

Yes, the Homeland is confused. Michigan has just become another state where Medicinal Marijuana has been implemented. Michigan, is the new Washington Sate… Very confusing for your drunk uncle and the Border Patrol.

Coincidentally, the confused agents within the Border Patrol, have yet to figure out that one of our very own acronyms of fascism, are indeed the key player in the pricing and distribution of marijuana, among “other things.” Here’s a fun thing for you GS 8’s in green to try. Set up one of your “constitution free zone, citizen testing check points for Mexicans”….at the main entrance to CIA HQ in Langley, Virginia. I can guarantee you… you will be sucking your meals through a straw at your new job, at MCidee’s.

Here’s an idea for the confused Homelander’s and the Border Patrol. Let’s just legalize marijuana and outlaw McDonald’s food. Yes, drive through pot. “Would you like papers or matches with that sir?”

Most of you seem to eat there everyday…so it will be an easy transition for you. Ask your local heart surgeon about the effects of a Big Mac, fires and a shake vs. a bong hit or more. Besides, think of the revenue and economic stimulation that would be possible. Not to mention a new epidemic of mellow lung cancer patients.

There you have it. Having fewer confused Homeland patriots and Border Patrol agents….is most certainly, good for the country.

Glad I could help!