Good Gitmo News, Bad Gitmo News

Cuban cigars are pretty much off limits. Torturing brown people in Gitmo, on Cuba? Soon to be off limits as well, just like those scary cigars.

President Obama plans to shut down Guantanamo. This is…good Gitmo news.

But what will become of the facilities? Is this not a waste of our Norm Dicks appropriated funds? Should we not be a bit more frugal during this Bush Depression?

Conversations at Justice and within the Obama War Criminal Prosecution Team, seem to indicate that plans are underway to house certain fat, old white men, that are in line for a very special extraordinary rendition. This would be the bad Gitmo news…for the old, fat white men and several hundred of you reading this.

How exciting!