A Chinese Democracy?
November 28, 2008
Fake Guns N’ Roses album aside, this fake Chinese Democracy resides at a WalMart near you. Watch yourselves Black Friday shopping humans, people are dying to purchase cheap plastic shit imported from China. So far the tally is one Walmart employee dead and one miscarriage. Go here for more. One witness to the carnage had this to say, “They kept shopping. It’s not right. They’re savages.” Shit like this never happened at K-Mart.
Draw your own parallels between China and it’s workforce with Walmart and theirs. I’m just a suggestion conduit.
Axl’s Chinese Democracy? You’ll have to go the much safer Best Buy for that.
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The Vigilant Lens 
Remember when we decided we’d teach those commies about commerce?
I wonder what they’re learning now. Will Rogers? “No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people.”
barman
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Indeed…
Thanks barman
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But the man on the TV told me I should buy a new TV…..
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Get in line now! Because these deals will never, ever be had again!
Until next week of course.
“Shoot your TV”
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