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The God Van Damme it Post

November 19, 2008

With extreme prejudice. Or something.

I hereby proclaim it Jean-Claude Van Damme day. I also further proclaim that Jean-Claude would kick the living shit out of super conservative idiot…Chuck Norris.

I also proclaim Jean-Claude to be a master of his domain, for his performance in the best fucking interview I have ever had the pleasure of reading. Read in awe as Jean-Claude deftly turns the interview into a…..seduction.

You may find this incredible, awe inspiring interview….right here.

God bless you Jean-Claude Van Damme it!

4 Comments
  1. thenobodygirl's avatar
    thenobodygirl permalink
    November 19, 2008 21:19

    Hard seeds? Liquid cream? Naked? WHAT THE FUCK!

    I’d say he blew it when he guessed the poor girl was 10 years older than she actually is. That is just a no-no.

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  2. The Vigilant Lens's avatar
    lens1 permalink*
    November 19, 2008 21:36

    Well in my defense…it was a slow news day.
    No really.

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  3. The Vigilant Lens's avatar
    lens1 permalink*
    November 23, 2008 15:25

    Nice video…I’ shall work on declaring it Striking Thoughts
    Day….Just don’t tell Jean-Claude!

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