The God Van Damme it Post
November 19, 2008

With extreme prejudice. Or something.
I hereby proclaim it Jean-Claude Van Damme day. I also further proclaim that Jean-Claude would kick the living shit out of super conservative idiot…Chuck Norris.
I also proclaim Jean-Claude to be a master of his domain, for his performance in the best fucking interview I have ever had the pleasure of reading. Read in awe as Jean-Claude deftly turns the interview into a…..seduction.
You may find this incredible, awe inspiring interview….right here.
God bless you Jean-Claude Van Damme it!

Hard seeds? Liquid cream? Naked? WHAT THE FUCK!
I’d say he blew it when he guessed the poor girl was 10 years older than she actually is. That is just a no-no.
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Well in my defense…it was a slow news day.
No really.
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Nice video…I’ shall work on declaring it Striking Thoughts
Day….Just don’t tell Jean-Claude!
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