Prognostication Day

October 2, 2008

Sen. Stevens (Sarah Palin’s mentor) will be vindicated of all charges. Raise your hand if you are not surprised.
In two weeks President W and Congress, will pretend to battle over another bailout to the tune of 10 trillion dollars. Because they can.
Big media will report that Sarah Palin won tonight’s debate. Tom Brokaw will start calling her Wasilla the Hun.
In Washington State, Dino “BIAW” Rossi will have another debate with Governor Gregoire. He will blame the governor for everything from the non existent state deficit, to his erectile dysfunction, the Indian problem, missing WMD’s, Mexicans, Dan Savage, and the Chinese milk scandal. Dino will then end the debate on a high note. He will say that Governor Gregoire is Muslim and accuse her of wearing her Burqa backwards.