Distracting Democratic Swag

Dateline Denver….Where we find thousands of giddy delegates and alternative newspaper geeks with multiple tribal tattoos, seated next to starstruck liberal bloggers, all joining in with the mainstream news creators in distracted coverage of stuff.

Watch as they regale us with tales of swag, sex and the quality of the food. Read about the nervous Democrats as they ponder if a Clinton might say something, distasteful. Count along as the question, “are bloggers treated fairly?”, is asked one more time…Smirk along with pretend journalists as they discuss their own perilous journeys in getting to the Pepsi Center…..thank God you all made it!

Meanwhile, there was a small gathering of Americans without credentials, who were not distracted by shiny objects in a bag.

The video of humans who need no swag.