Tall Ships Tacoma be goin to Fiddlers Green

Arrg! Tall Ships Tacoma has turned out to be full of landlubber’s and scallywag’s. They be three sheets to the wind…Hornswaggler’s….Bilge water drinking, scurvy dogs!

Aye! Tall Ships Tacoma is broke. Blimey! say creditor’s who backed the sailing of the Disney like festival.

Ye squiffy’s had better splice the main brace….for thars ne’er place for sprogs in Tall Ships Festivals!