A WSU Anomaly

Coach Wulff, Ryan Leaf nor Elton John have anything to do with this Cougar irregularity. Is this Wazzu abnormality a hold over? Caused by the embarrassing confusion suffered by WSU College Republicans, once they realized Dinesh D’Souza was…not white?

Nope…

This anomaly can be explained. Blame it on Crystal Neifert. A contributing writer at The Daily Evergreen. Topics that have actually been published by Crystal, include crazy concepts like, the Constitutional crisis, procreation, segregation, apathetic Americans and the need for a third party that does not include, Norm Dicks or Dino “biaw” Rossi.

Go read some of Crystal’s work right here, before someone in Pullman notices.