Norm Dicks Visits Port Townsend

Norm was there to eat cake and perform a groundbreaking ceremony for a new PT eyesore called, the Northwest Maritime Center.

I’m sure if you search, you will find the text of Norm’s prepared statement. I’m “paraphrasing” here, but it went something like this…It’s great to be here in Sequim, er, Port Townsend and Boeing will persevere. Thanks and where’s the cake? Is Boeing nearby?

What you won’t read about in tomorrow’s papers, was the presence of three Americans, who dared ask Norm why he supports W’s wars. They asked why he supports torture, FISA and Boeing over all else. They even tried searching him for his spine.

Norm was rumored to have replied…. I hope you enjoy the new FEMA camps, citizen. Did you know they wont be serving any cake there?