Dicks Talks Poop

Norm Dicks and several overpaid scientists, concluded after yet another three year study, that your shit is killing Hood Canal. Then they all took a symbolic dump in a single-wide waterfront home in Hoodsport.

After washing up, Norm took the opportunity to tell us that fixing this shitty problem, will be expensive. He gave us the straight poop. He said, “I think we’re going to find that we have to put sewer systems in the lower Hood Canal. It’s going to be expensive,” and then “Now, I don’t have any magical way to fund this.” Unless your name starts with Boeing. Or ends with Boeing.

You just used your magic wand to add another 162 billion dollars to W’s war. Your magic wand has cost us more than 800 billion dollars, 4113 dead U.S troops in Iraq and 537 troops in Afghanistan.

So lets recap, you “found” 7 million dollars for this study of shit, to tell us what we already knew. You found the inestinal fortitude to save Boeing from themselves, time and time again. You back Dave Reichert with your promised vote, you back George W with your vote…you want immunity for those who spit on our Constitution, you add the new GI Bill to war funding?

Who the fuck are you working for Norm?