Spokane Releases Tony

Tony Snow has escaped left Spokane after a brief visit to Sacred Heart Hospital. Anonymous hospital sources (janitor) said Mr. Snow apparently had a bad case of the “guilt’s” from years of just making shit up and then reporting it as news.

Mr. Snow was to have given a lecture at Eastern Washington University on fascism and the role that media plays in keeping folks in Cheney, “distracted”.

Dr. Rodolfo Arevalo, the president of EWU was possibly quoted as saying, “Whew, I’m glad Tony is OK and all….but ay dios mio, that guy is El Cucuy!”