Tim Eyman…Lives!

Tim had been avoiding the spotlight of fame for several days, it must have been eating him alive. The loneliness, the fear of being forgotten. Sitting near boxes of unsold watches reminds Tim of why he does what he does.

Tim must have spent two sleepless nights searching Google for Tim. Tim can only self search for so long.

Which brings us to a fine editorial written by Tim, about Tim in the Times today. This editorial should adequately refresh most search engines with news of…..Tim.

Staying true to form, Tim wrote a really long one. I tried Tim, but I barely made it through the first sentence.

If you are up late, try reading it. I dare you! The glorious link to Tim.