Top 9 Priorities of the Democratic Majority

March 6, 2008

Call the Air Force liars and threaten them with “Congressional action”. Definition: Absolutely nothing will happen.
Use the FBI and all of its resources to prosecute ~~Bush for crimes against~~ Roger Clemens for crimes against baseball.
Reel in Norm. Hypocrisies are starting to surface.
Hide the 2 trillion dollar ultimate price tag of the Iraq invasion. Hide complicity in said invasion.
Distract the masses from what that 2 trillion dollars could have paid for. (see numbers 1, 2 & 8 )
Spend as much time as possible introducing bills neither party wants to vote on.
Do as Kellogg Brown and Root tell you, then threaten the Air Force. (see number 1)
Continue funding of Operation Sleepy American. The CIA run operation that gives us things like Survivor, American Idol and Britney Spears.
Repeat numbers 1 through 9 as needed.