Newsweek Gives Good Clown

Karl Rove is the clown who now works for Newsweek. There are reports of pissy journalists who are unhappy with the hiring of clown Rove. Imagine if journalists had been pissy years ago, they could have saved a few lives.

Ah, but its a winning situation for Newsweek. They get attention, Karl gets paid. You get a pile of steaming crap passed off as news/commentary written by the clown himself.

I do have a solution for Newsweek. Fire the clown, pay me half of the clowns stipend. I’ve got events in Denver, DC and beyond to photograph and report on. Gear upgrades, travel expenses, beer and troop supporting gas to buy. What do you say Newsweek?

I can make shit up better than Karl any day. And my made up journalism will not kill or put anyone in prison. There is a chance my commentary may even lower cholesterol…..beat that Karl.