Starbucks to Improve Your Experience

Are they offering America universal health care? Perhaps they are taking over the war on terror? Ending poverty? Sending a surge of 8000 baristas to Iraq?

Nope. Evidently its to train their employees to clean stuff better. This will be accomplished by shutting down all of their stores for three hours. Read about it here.

Curiously, Starbucks rival Dunkin’ Donuts countered this news by announcing their plans to open 900 stores in Cuba and by offering Norm Dicks and Patty Murray, hundreds of millions of dollars worth of donuts to dispense as earmarks to companies that make stuff we will not use.

Experience improved!