Pandemonium in Pullman

Pullman, WSU you know I love ya. I drank there, I “met” many nice Cougar girls there over the years…I even saw a few shows at Beasley, Motley Crue in ’91? Great show. I’ve even taken on your Craig Ehlo and Sherman Alexie in hoops. Sherman was fast and could write 5 short novels while attempting a lay up. Craig? Well, let’s just say he can’t write. Wow.

But back to this pandemonium. Pandemonium caused by a sold out Elton John concert. Befouling of capitalism? Ticket scalping? Disrespected alumni? Jesus, Daily Evergreen! Drink a lentil smoothie and relax. I wonder what the University of Washington will do with this Elton John insanity. Should make for a “whimsical” Apple Cup next year.

So lets chalk this up to say, a drunken Coach Price night and remember, there are some issues out in the big scary world that you kids and alumni might want to focus on.