John Conyers Begins Impeachment Hearings for….

Shaun Alexander of the Seattle Seahawks. Rep. Conyers agreed to finally begin the impeachment process of the former “down the field” running back, who in 2005 rushed for 1880 yards and this year ran sideways and backwards for a disappointing 716 yards. Coach Holmgren said this morning, “if Shaun can’t figure out which way to run, for 62 million….. then I am all for Rep. Conyers stepping in….and running with it.”
When asked about more pressing issues and or “people” that just might need his impeachment attention, Congressman Conyers reiterated his support for getting to the bottom of the whole steroid mess in baseball. ” That God Damn Clemens should burn in hell for what he has done to the game!” He continued, “my good friend Rep. Waxman has nothing but time on his hands. He will get to the bottom of this crime.”

Nothing but time…..