Attention Moderate Republicans

You have been lied to and played for fools. Not unlike your Democratic voting cousins! Some of you may not be aware of the three branches that make up our governmental tree. These branches are the Legislative, Executive and Judicial. Think of the people who inhabit these branches as your employees. Now, how have these employees of ours been performing?

Apparently the memo of understanding that clearly lined out their job descriptions, was simultaneously lost with several White House emails. Interesting…..

For those of you who have no idea what any of this means, or just don’t care. I give you.. Breaking News! (the rest of you, continue on).

Anyway, for the hundreds of millions of moderate Americans of both parties, Independents, Commies and Green Party-ers (party on!), I give you more reason to pause. Then you may act.

Reason #1, Signing Statements for permanent U.S. military bases in Iraq and other stupidity.

Reason #2, Nu-kleer Prolipherikaationism. Better known as Nuclear Proliferation.

Reason #3, Cash Money!

Reason #3a, Can Democrats play too? Yes!

Reason #4, A reoccurring theme….Democrats

Reason #5, Dancing Clowns who don’t like surprises.

Reason #6, The Hippocratic Oath?

Left, right or even the slightly boring moderate middle of the political landscape, we are all being played. All of you, get in touch with your “employees”. Remind them who it is they work for. Fill them in on the downsizing decision we have made.

Have at it employers!