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In of Context

April 19, 2012

Everyone from Oprah to Mel Gibson are not always pleased when their words are taken out of context.  There aren’t that many people between Mel Gibson and Oprah…but for the rest of us, there’s always an Aeroposatle store, from with which to enlighten our youngsters by.

“Quoting in of context is as enlightening as the booty shorts at the mall.” – I said that, just now

“A political prisoner is someone who is out fighting for his or her people’s rights and freedom and is imprisoned for that alone.” – Leonard Peltier

“I will continue to believe that Israel’s security is paramount.” – President Obama

“On Denny and Ninth, basketball is like fourth-grade soccer: It’s fun, noncompetitive, and everybody gets a participation trophy.” – Sherman Alexie

“It hardly makes sense to have a global war on terror if there are not that many terrorists  threatening to blow themselves up in Peoria.” – Philip Giraldi

“I think when you spread the wealth around it’s good for Lockheed Martin everybody.” – President Obama

“We’re within an inch of war almost every day in that part of the world,” – Leon Panetta

“Unlike the vast majority of Doctor Who and Star Trek fans, however, I am not content to simply bitch about things on the internet until I collapse in a sweaty furor and then fall back asleep; instead, because I have work ethic, I have spent the four minutes painstakingly photoshopping an image I believe to be more worthy of the Star Trek: The Next Generation and Doctor Whomashup concept.” – Erik Henriksen of the Portland Mercury…nowhere near Vietghanistan

“Shut the fuck up!  You should just fucking smile and blow me!  Because I deserve it.” – Mel Gibson

“It is important for everybody to understand that this thing is kept on a very tight leash.”- President Obama on the brown-skinned
bug splat.

“I’m not even kind of lesbian.” – Oprah.

In of context – it’s either worse, or better, than being out of it.

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