Lieberman Say Relax
Senator Joe Lieberman say relax! We only want to turn off the tubes that make the internets run…during times of war and because China say so too!
On the Vigilant Lens meter of all things truthiness…Joe Lieberman comes in at “pole smoker.”
Not that there’s anything wrong with smoking the pole, if that’s what floats your boat, but in Smoking Joe’s case, smoking the pole makes ol Joe a liar.
Can I say pole smoker here?
Anyway, in other news related to smoking poles, the glorious Department of Justice once had Alberto Gonzales running it. Now it has Eric Holder running it. Notice the difference? Exactly…there is no difference.
Alberto found a way to make torture okay with Jesus. (Yoo) Eric has found a way to keep Jesus happy too! (ObamaYoo)
So relax peoples…smoke a little pole, wear a little diaper and do as Joe and Eric say, not as they do.