Smells Like Opportunity
The Seattle PI is going to be sold or boarded up and pawned off for scrap. Kind of like an old semi-useful ferry. It still floats, people will pay to ride it, but then one day…the rusty old girl sinks with all hands on board.
I will be looking to hire 4 assistants, 1 backup photographer, 2 editors, a mail room person, a movie watcher, 3 videographers, 4 Wa. State Representatives, a barista, security, 2 bartenders, a liquor control agent, Robert Jamieson Jr., Brother Ali (see below) and Matt Hasselbeck. Matt will be financing this venture…to make up for this season and his dumb ass sister-in-law.
Let’s get to work.